Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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