they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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