sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
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