I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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