Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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