did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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