another moral hangover. fuck.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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