Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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