Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Congratulations! We have a period
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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