Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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