So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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