"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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