you guys were way drunker than both of me
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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