shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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