I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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