My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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