I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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