i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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