we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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