I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
And my parents said I crawled through the house
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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