one two three fourrrrnication!
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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