So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
