Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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