That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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