I want to walk on stilts...naked
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
The uberlube is also flammable
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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