Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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