I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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