You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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