two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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