i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
