cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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