so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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