Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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