dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Randomize
