Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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