You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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