i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
