One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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