Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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