Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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