I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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