I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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