You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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