there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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