Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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