She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
And then my night got REAL pukey
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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