is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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