She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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