please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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