Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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