What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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