More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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