So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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