If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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